Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
Some of these new toys are so creative and inventive. This year they have a Neurotic Doll. It's wound up already.
Question:Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
Answer: Because he has private elf care!
Question:How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Answer: "Fleece Navidad!"